1.  You can tell him to not cuddle you while sleeping when it's too warm. 
     And anyway:

   


2.  Your Whatsapp history consists of grocery lists etc. Or you don't even have a Whatsapp   
      history because you are always next to each other anyway. 



3.  You can put on a pimple cream or facial mask in front of him without even giving it a second
     thought.


4.  He knows your favourite snack(s) and always keeps them in stock at home for when you are 
     mad at him.
     


5.  You can walk around in pajamas in front of him comfortably. And pajamas definition = his   
      old t-shirts.
      




6.  He doesn't hesitate to take a piss when you are in the shower.


7.  Expressing bodily functions (yes, farting) next to each other is not an issue.




8.  Inside jokes that are completely nonsense to outsiders.




9.  You know his pooping schedule and you are not ashamed to talk about yours either.




10.You can watch the stupidest TV shows whole day long. 
Millionaire Matchmaker.. Really?!





11.You don't care who is paying what anymore. 

12.You barely go on "dates". Let's be real, you never go on dates. You just don't need it.


13.His one and foremost mission is to squeeze your pimples, and he totally does not mind it weirdly. 


14.You just sit and do your own thing while sharing a silence that's never awkward. 

15.Watching episodes of a certain TV show on your own is betrayal. Seriously. 

16.You both know each other's opinion on stuff that absolutely does not matter.



17.Back rubs and foot rubs are a part of your life.



18.His flat is equipped with your personal belongings, including: toothbrush, body lotions, hair clips, socks, favourite stuffed animal.



19.Snoring becomes so ordinary and yet you still wake him up when he does it. (Oh but you are OK with snoring next to him as well. Yolo.)




20. Sharing food is out of question. 
You can catch a grenade or jump in front of a train for your boo, but food… No.