11 Signs That You Are Experiencing a British Summer
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Frankly speaking, consistent weather conditions were never the strongest point of Britain, and this fact gets more annoying when calendars hit "Summer".
If you experience most of the signs below, congratulations, you are not alone and we are sharing the not-so-great summer of good old Great Britain!
1) The moment that you think that the sun is here to stay, you realise you are wrong. Once
again.
2) You feel like letting go of your umbrella is too much of a commitment and you are not ready
to do that yet.
After all, the weather caused a chronic lack of trust issues in your system.
3) However, the native Brits don't waste to enjoy even a metre-squared area of sun, and you
start to see a lot of pale skins and flip-flops that are ready to get some "tan".
4) Consequently, you see more of these on the streets.
5) The yearly tourist amount has tripled and you just crossed out Covent Garden, Leicester
Square and Oxford Street from your life.
6) You really don't understand the reason behind beer gardens' sudden popularity.
7) The newspapers are not hiding their excitement and hopes.
"It finally happened!"
8) Seeing instagram posts of friends who actually are living the summer, make you have
biological consequences e.g. nausea, low-blood pressure, dizziness, rage.
"Here is your 'like' asshole, here is your like."
9) Everybody is talking about a different festival and how bloody epic it will be.
And then you are there being like: "Naah, I'll catch up through your billion Facebook pictures
spreading the joy."
10) This country has way, waaay more insects than it should have.
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